Saturday, 28 September 2019

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Sunday 29September
Hong Kong CX lounge is now a familiar place, so it's Champagne at the bar overlooking the runway, a hot shower and duty free shopping before boarding the flight home. A better performance from Cathay this time, with both crew and food up to scratch. We both manage a sleep and right on the minute of the arrival time, the pilot puts her down with a kiss. A small moment when Flashy's passport again fails the electronic reader but we step out of the terminal to a waiting taxi in 10 minutes from exiting the plane. Home to a spotless apartment thanks to our neighbours and the joy of unpacking and discovering all the things purchased for ourselves and family. It has been a pretty remarkable trip with 3,353 kms driven and 270 kms walked and over 1,800 photographs taken.

Saturday 28 September
Cathay Pacific woes worsen with an eight hour delay and poor service. That's the headline and the following is this correspondent’s story. Firstly, let me say that I'm not a rookie to the pointy end of the plane, having travelled for years in P and J class on Asian, Australian, European  and US carriers on long haul flights around the globe. So, my remarks now are from a full fare paying, business class customer, familiar with the class and the airline. An eight hour delay is unfortunate but good customer service can alleviate the stress. What do we get from CX? We’ll, for a start, their deal with the VIP lounge in Barcelona is anything than VIP, nor is it business class in any fashion. After a few indifferent wines and some salty crisps, we board our flight from Barcelona to Hong Kong. We settle into 17 G and 17 D, two side by side in the middle of a 1 x 2 x 1 configuration. None of the 24 seats in the  middle line have working lights, call buttons or entertainment/AV system. Luckily we know the safety procedures by heart. All attempts to fix the problem fail and we spend 12 hours without entertainment, apart from Flashy's jokes. They offer us a $100 US voucher each  to spend on Cathay products. There's  a bit of grumbling going on. Oh well, there’s always the business class dining and excellent beverage list, to enjoy over a leisurely interlude. The menu reads well. Excitement builds. The Champagne aperitif is cold and fresh. The seats are spacious but a bit firm. I'd say hard in 12 hours time. Due to the  eight hour delay - an excuse if you ask me – the food is a bit stale. My burger looked ok. Brioche bun with nice mayo, a few fried chips and an excellent Chris Ringland red. But it was disgusting. Not even Burger King standard. The meat was overcooked, rock hard and tasteless. I sent it back. The service was so rushed, I thought there was a competition between the staff as to who could get all three courses out and back, so the bloody punters could all go to sleep. So much for a relaxed, special dining experience. The tray setting was not Qantas domestic business standard and so far removed from an Emirates business cabin as to be unrecognisable. Full marks though, to the staff. They at least smiled and responded when asked but there was not that professionalism of other carriers’ business staff evident here. Time to put the flat bed down and snooze. Unlike other airlines, you have to do this yourself. There's no turn down service, nor is there a mattress say, like Emirates. So after a few hours the firm seats felt, well bloody firm! After making sure all my fellow passengers were tucked in and sleeping, I ventured to the toilet, to find paper on the wet floor and a sink full of slowly draining water. For the next six hours the cabin crew had the opportunity of clearing glasses and empty water bottles from the passenger tables and servicing the toilets .They did neither. After a fitful sleep, the smell of brewing coffee awakens us and we all prepare for the full cooked breakfast. You know the one you order before you go to sleep and after a gut full of wine and whisky. The full monty. Tick all the little boxes. The bacon was undercooked, the eggs overcooked. What was once a hash brown looked like potato porridge and the pastries were stale. “Excuse me, where is the salt and pepper?” was met with the delivery of two disposable, plastic rip top containers which went all over the place when you ripped the tops off. Hardly business class. And another thing.... We’ll it's  not worth the words. Bloody poor show Cathay. At least, after three different requests, I managed to exchange our vouchers for a sexy little Swedish watch. And as we left the plane they handed us each $USD20  to cover the cost of the Wifi connection which Lady P kindly set up to enable us to track the Tigers slaughter of GWS. So that will cover our duty free gin which I guess is something. About to board the final leg to Cairns. The anticipation  is killing – but at least it is on time and we even have a gate number.

Friday, 27 September 2019

Homeward bound - well almost .........

Friday 27 September 
After a quick but ship shape pack by, well not Flashy, we sneak out for a coffee before a taxi to the airport. The taxi was parked in the street right outside our door. St Anthony? Flashman hopes he hasn't used up all his candles. A nice chap, the taxi driver, who takes us on not too scary a ride to our terminal. We find the very short business class check in line, only to discover an eight hour delay on our arriving and thus departing aircraft. We head for the lounge, which is airside but as Lady P presents her passport, the tall, swarthy, handsome, Spanish passport control captain or major or something, informs her that there are no shops past passport control! Gasp and double gasp. What a nice fellow he is. How did he know? He must be married or gay. So, in front of a huge line up of waiting passengers, we are escorted out of passport control. We get sympathetic looks from fellow travellers who probably think we are drug dealers or money smugglers as we are lead back to the glitter strip for more shopping and refreshments. I'm sure we can fill in eight hours and still remain sober. We exercise great restraint and pick up a few gifts and another Desigual t-shirt for Flashy. His fashion choices are now a major concern for Lady P. What have I created, she thinks. Eventually, we arrive at the combined VIP lounge used by Cathay Pacific and the rest of the universe. Very average indeed. Food poor, beverages average but luckily not too crowded. We will make do but will give scathing reviews. We predict Cathay is on the way out. Hope they don't go broke like Thomas Cook before we get home. As resourceful and calm travellers at the end of our trip we hunt down the hidden Cava (in a corner in little ice buckets – gotcha ya) and swoop on the new bottle of Bombay to make a couple of stiff gin and tonics.  Our flight is still showing a blank. Now, where's St. Anthony when you need him? Of more pressing concern is that Flashy will now miss the AFL Grand Final where his beloved Richmond tigers are set to thrash it out with GWS. Even with aircraft Wi-Fi we are not convinced it will be good enough to live stream the match so will have to resort to Facebook updates and a replay on catchup TV when we eventually make it to Cairns. Perhaps the black and yellow cabs of Barcelona are an omen. Esta la vida.

Flashy is in awe of more culture

Thursday 26 September 
Last day today, so we are off to the local for breakfast then a long walk to Gaudi’s Sagrada Familia.
It's  been 200 odd years in the making and is only 70% finished. You can see the contrast with the modern use of steel reinforced concrete right next to the original 19th century stone start of the project. There is no doubt, having seen this erection, that Gaudi was on LSD or some other mind altering substance. I'd hate to be the engineer trying to decipher  the plans or the poor bastard bricklayer! Flashy is suitably impressed and accordingly troops along behind as bag man while Lady P does the last of the shopping. The only bright spot is when we entered a kitchen/knife shop or had a refreshing beverage. Ah well, it is the last day. Home to a stiff Aperol Spritz and the last of the wine,  before we head out a to a roof top restaurant for another 18  course meal - NOT. Oh no, We could have, as we booked Marea Alta restaurant on the 24 floor of a modern building with 360 degree views over Barcelona and they did have a degustation menu. However, showing admirable restraint, we settled for a razor fish starter and a whole baked  seabass to share. The local rosatto was excellent as was Flashy's dry martini at the start. A taxi home and an early night.

The degustation detail

Wednesday 25 September 
Moving slowly this morning, probably as a result of the 14,000 steps done yesterday. In what could prove to be a dangerous move, the team splits up. Lady P to the cafe for breakfast to sustain her assault on the shops and Flashy to the couch for some feet up time. We agree to meet at 1400h under the University clock tower. This all seems a bit le Carre spy stuff but despite Lady P's unease, Flashy reckons he can find the clock tower. Now, it was right and then right four blocks..... or was it left? Clock towers are big things so if you look up in the sky you can usually see them, so Flashy decides to take a break from walking and seek refuge in a uni pub with the youngsters. After a couple of wines he lurks about under the clock tower waiting for the secret phrase “ winter is cold in Moscow". Lady P arrives and sneaks up on him. “Let's hit the shops.” So, a little retail therapy then home for a siesta before our Michelin meal at Alkimia Restaurant. Dressed accordingly, we stroll to our restaurant, only it's not that simple. Alkimia has no real front door. You have to look for number 41 and 45 and somewhere in the middle is a big, solid timber door to a group of apartments. You must know that this is 43. The blank button is pushed and a voice says “Hola", to which we reply “Penny, dos reservation" and buzz..... and you're in. The stairs lead to what was once an apartment but has now been converted into a 12 seat restaurant with a small bistro area and a private function space. I shall let Lady P the designer describe the incredible interior. There are 12 in the kitchen brigade and a completely open kitchen. Enough! To the meal. We decided on the 18 course degustation menu and after a discussion with Berrrrrnarrrd the sommelier, We let him put together a matching wine selection. So firstly to the wines. As Bernard suggested, the backbone of the wines would be a very nice Cava from Catalunya. This means that after toasting our anniversary at the start, our sparkling glass would never be empty. So we started in magnificent, fine stemmed coupes, with a Recaredo Serral del Vell 2011 Cava. And throughout the meal, at special food points, Bernard would bring out the following. Equipo Navero SS Manzinalla Jersz  Sherry. Yes a Sherry and how wonderfully well it worked with the first three dishes. The Chateau Musar 2009 white from the Bekaa Valley in Lebanon was a bit of a treat. Back to Spain with the second Sherry – A Valdespina Palo Cortado Calle Ponce. Again excellent. The Pian dell'Orino Rosso from Montalcino Italy was also perfectly matched to the food. Another Catalunyan wine followed, a Sarai Rene Viticultors Patrida Pedres 2015 and then came the Chateauneuf de Pape Domaine Charvin 2015 in a small carafe thankfully. The Italian Vigna del Volta Colli Piacentini Malvasia Passito 2006 was pretty good as well and to cap off the desserts, the Palo Cortado Viejo CP, again from Catalunya, was superb. Ah, the food you say. Well firstly, if you have exceptional service, bespoke cutlery and crockery, hot plates for hot food and cold plates for cold food, incredibly artistic plating and a relaxed ambience, which of course we did, then you can make good food exceptional. Well, we had exceptional food made even more so by the combination of all of the above. Here it is. Potato souffle and truffle, which was extruded potato, made into little nests, fried, salted and a shaving of truffle on top, served on a wavy zinc plate; crustacean esqueixada with romenesco sauce and pumpkin seeds, which was a ceveche of prawn on half a lime so you picked it up, squeezed the lime and licked off the prawn; Moscato do di cardinale; white gazpacho of almond with tonka bean oil and grilled sardine, which was delicious and the white gazpacho was thickened so it could be quenelled on the plate; spider crab and squid ceveche; toast with anchovy butter and cured jowl of Iberian pig. This was two separate plates served together and the pork was transparent; white suquet of seafood with fish sherry wine and grilled onion. The onion was a single half leaf from the centre of an onion.; grilled xisqueta lamb with potatoes and pine nuts, cheese and romesco sauce. We watched the whole leg of lamb being cooked over charcoal then brought to the table on a slab of wood for our inspection, before a small portion was carved off for our delight; mushrooms with caramelised cabbage and carrot toffee. Very good mushroom flavour, but there was a lack of carrot flavour in the toffee; potato gnocchis cim i tomba with conger eel skin. Gnocchi the size of small pearls and just cooked so they melted in your mouth; tempura sea cucumber and double romesco. This was excellently executed and a balance between the textures was very good; mar i Montana of sea cucumber and pig; baby squid with oyster stuffing and meat sauce. Good and interesting; grilled pigeon breast with chard and ganxet beans (A super sharp timber handled flick knife accompanied this course- not because the pigeon was tough, just because it added to the wild theme of the dish). My favourite and it opened the batting for the reds; leek pastry with horseradish cream sauce. Brilliant presentation with the leeks delightfully dominant; mont blanc. Very clever this one. A spiral of extruded chestnut cream wound around a centre of meringue; lychee and melon soup, cucumber and muscat granita. Stunning. Could have licked the plate and probably did!   And finally, chocolate pie with pickled plum ice cream. We did not need coffee, but Lady P had a fancy tea. Flashy asked for a cognac and cigar but copped a stern look, so declined. The staff provided us with a signed menu and Flashy, as a visiting chef, got a tour of the kitchen from the executive chef. There were lots of hand signals at this stage. So all you little gastronaughts, as Floyd would say, that was the meal. It is difficult to convey the amazing service during the evening. Our sommelier, Bernard, spoke English, Spanish and French fluently. He was a very good sommelier and Flashy was as pleased as punch and possibly a little overindulged with the wine matching. All the floor staff were young, slender, attractive, bilingual at least and skilled at service. We reckon they probably fight hard to get into these restaurants. As we have mentioned before, whenever there is music played in stores, bars and restaurants, it's usually in English. Even the taxi drivers have the local Spanish station playing and they introduce the song in Spanish, then it plays – and it's often some sloppy 1960’s or 70’s pop – in English. We've heard Carley Simon, The Carpenters, Abba, Elton and last night, during dinner, everything from the Stones to Simon and Garfunkel. Softly in the background, of course even during our degustation dining experience.

Thursday, 26 September 2019

Celebrating 30 years

Wednesday 25th September 
Thought we should celebrate with dinner. Full description will follow!
For all of those waiting for food photos, this is your reward.


Barcelona and La Merci Festival 2019

Tuesday 24 September
An early start today saw us on the road to the train station at 0730. Our clean and modern hybrid taxi arrived on time and drove like a taxi does in most places but delivered us to the station in plenty of time for the 3 hour journey to Barcelona, at speeds of 300 kph. Our Home Exchange greeter, Leira (the hosts sister) met us and for a while there we thought she may have been sent to mind us as she settled in to watch TV while we got ourselves organised. She was not here when we returned luckily. The wonderful old apartment is a four bedroom, two bathroom, renovated apartment on the third floor, with a retro-fitted, cute cage lift that holds one skinny person. We are only here for a short time but it is very comfortable, even if we only use half the space. As we are only a few blocks walk from the centre of town, We stroll off towards the Rambla and encounter many bars and restaurants along the way. There are also KFC, Starbucks and McDonalds, so, as we have observed before, you could really be in any capital city. After a tapas and a drink, we continued in the glorious 27 degree sunshine, following the crowds. Lady P spied a Desigual store and like a retriever with its tail up, charges towards what proved to be a closed store. Ah, siesta, we think. As the rambling continued past 4pm, we noticed a degree of festivity and correctly interpreted the posters indicating that, yes today, was the last day of a week long festival of summer's end. So, of course stores were closed. As we had walked a fair distance in the hot sun, we decided to keep going and find a little craft beer and tapas bar recommended by Truus and Patrick. And yes we did locate it and gave the products a reasonable test.
Seven out of ten from Flashy. On the way back towards our apartment, we heard some music from what proves to be a 17 piece big band, with a great brass section and a couple of quite young lead singers, belting out some groovy jazz, to which some in the large crowd were jive dancing. Then the female vocalist starts up with a popular song and all this in English. As Flashy has at least a foot in height over most in the crowd (we did mention that the Spanish tend to be short?), he can see it all even from the rear. As we wander off again the band breaks into Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water, so a pretty versatile lot. As we catch the end of a procession along la Ramble, with very tall figures on stilts, we take advantage of closed roads to navigate towards home. Stopping at a little bar for some delicious Galician tapas and Rioja red, a single man beside us in our prime footpath table, engages us in conversation. He is Mongolian, but has been living and working in Germany for 20 years and is visiting Spain for a three day break. There you go, he speaks Mongolian, Russian, German, English and his Spanish is pretty good as well. Our charming hosts give us the English menu and are very warm and friendly. It’s been a nice welcome to Barcelona and we finish the night with a cooling drink in our apartment .